I’m very sorry, but I extremely dislike timeline and I want it removed off Unicron’s page. Unicron is very sensitive about this issue so if you do not wish to anger Unicron, please remove timeline.
And while you’re at it, remove timeline off of everyone’s pages, because timeline takes a buttload of time to load on my slow computer and it angers me a lot every time I’m on facebook and trying to post on people’s walls.
Timelines should only exist in history textbooks, not social networking websites that are meant for quick info sharing and timely status messages.
Other new add-ons that really irked me and Unicron are the ticker and the chat bar. The ticker also lags on me and Unicron’s computer, and the chat bar is very confusing because it shows both online and offline people.
Also, I am assuming that you’re reading everything so if you send me an automated message about how you are working to improve facebook then I will be very angry and Unicron will move to twitter. Or even worse, google+. So if you do not wish to lose a valuable cron in your social networking website, then I advise you to please make the changes listed above before next week.
By the way, this is not an April fools joke. I assume that many people have complained about your undesirable add-ons, so you cannot assume that this is a joke.
Thank you for considering your options to either change facebook or lose Unicron forever.
I will await your response.
Many people ask why I am pink in my profile picture. Well, it’s a bright and vivid color. Perfect for attracting niels for dinner. nom nom nom
Many people asked if I have any friends. Of course I do! I have also met many famous people like Nyan cat and pedobear. They are quite strange. Fame can change a person a lot, huh?
Many people have asked if I ever wanted a beard. OF COURSE I WANT A BEARD!
Many people have asked when my fourth leg disappeared. Actually.. When did it disappear? I never noticed.
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MMM, TASTES LIKE ORANGES. :U
Q: What’s your favorite color?
A: PINK LIKE MY PEDOBEAR BUDDY.
Q: How is your fashion sense?
A: ANYTHING THAT CAN ACCOMMODATE THREE LEGS.
Q: What do you do in your spare time?
A: I EAT NEIL :U